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- Pig: Hammogram
- Snake: Hissterectomy
- Porcupine: Spiny Tap
- Skunk: Amnioscentesis
- Cat: Radical Mousetectomy
- Mouse: Eeek KG
- Sheep: Paaaap Smear
- Yorkshire terrier: Yappendectomy
A man ran into the local veterinarian's office carrying his dog. The vet rushed him into an exam room and put his dog down on the exam table. The vet examined the prone dog and told the man his dog simply passed out. The man refused to accept this and told a whole elaborate story ending with the dog falling over and that something must be horribly wrong and demanded another opinion
The vet left the room and came back with a cat and set if down next to the dog on the table. The cat sniffed the dog and walked around it. The cat sat down by the dog's head, licked its paw, and meowed. The vet said, "The cat thinks your dog fainted."
The man could not accept something so simple. The vet left the room and brought in a Labrador Retriever. The Labrador sniffed the dog on the table, walked around it, then sat down and barked. The vet said, "The Labrador thinks your dog is just unconscious too."
The man's dog suddenly lifted its head, jumped off the table, and ran outside. The vet said, "Now everything is ok, that will be $850."
"What do you mean $850! My dog was just unconscious," exclaimed the man.
The vet explained, "Well, my exam was $50, but the other $800 was for the cat scan and lab tests."
