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When asked, these dogs responded:
- Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?
- Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
- Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid thing.
- Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
- Rottweiler: Make me.
- Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants do it.
- Labrador: Oh, me, Me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeze, please, please, please!
- German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
- Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
- Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.
- Cocker Spaniel: Why change it I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
- Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
- Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.
- Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
- Australian Cattle Dog: First I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
- Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.
- Hound Dog: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
- Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
- Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
- Alaskan Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Which side of a dog has the most hair?
The outside, of course.
What do you call a left-handed dog?
A southpaw.
What does a dog receive when he finishes obedience school?
A pet degree.
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
He stole the show!
SBF seems male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, riding in your pickup truck, fishing trips, cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-1212 and ask for Daisy.
an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.)
Did you ever notice thet when you blow in a dog's face he doesn't like it? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window!
